Sunday, July 29, 2007

Margaritaville

Alex and Nea's father are in a bar having a few drinks and discussing how the demon can make amends for all of the evil he's wrought over time. As the scene has some other duties to perform, I'm fairly certain they will be there for awhile. These two are going to get skunk dead drunk.

I know what Alex is drinking. I want Pzuzu to try every weird concoction he's ever heard of, based solely on their names. I've got a rusty nail, tequila sunrise, slippery nipple, erotic dream, sex on the beach, and screaming orgasm(thank you Mary for the last two, although I must say thanking you publicly for such sounds, um, decidedly more interesting than it actually was).

I need some more. Please. Drinks for girly girls and manly men. What are fun sounding alcoholic beverages?

10 comments:

  1. Kamikaze?

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  2. Morning Sex?
    one quarter part Malibu Coconut
    one quarter part Malibu Pineapple rum
    one quarterpart Malibu Mango rum
    one half part Wild Vines Frutezia Tropical Blend white wine
    2 parts Dole Pineapple-Mango juice
    one half part Sprite

    Bloody Mary. I love the name. Not an exciting drink, but the name is good.

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  3. Nah, not a good name at all.
    Tsk.

    fuzzy navel
    lemon drop
    cosmopolitan
    Harvey Wallbanger
    sloe comfortable screw

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  4. How about a Zombie?

    Pineapple Juice
    Orange Juice
    Apricot Brandy
    Sugar
    Light Rum
    Dark Rum
    Lime Juice

    Or a Hell Hole?
    Scotch Whisky
    Peach Schnapps
    Dry Vermouth
    Pineapple Juice
    Bitter Lemon Soda

    I like this one just for the name:
    A Hen Night Zipper-Ripper
    White Rum
    Advocaat Liqueur
    Mandarin Juice
    Lime Juice
    Grenadine Syrup

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  5. I found some real interesting drinks here:
    www.webtender.com/browse.html

    like: quagmire, hairy armpit, lady love fizz, instant death, foreplay (which sounds really good actually) (I mean the drink), f*ck in the graveyard, and Zaphod's pan galactic gargle blaster. I could go on all day. Some of these names are hilarious.

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  6. ~ red headed slut

    1 1/2 oz J├Ągermeister
    1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
    Fill with Cranberry juice

    ~ pink panty pulldowns

    1 L Sprite
    2 cups Pink lemonade
    2 cups Vodka

    ~Jamaican Me Crazy

    1 oz Rum (Bacardi)
    1 oz Malibu rum
    1 oz Banana liqueur
    Add 1 splash Cranberry juice
    Add 1 splash Pineapple juice

    ~ Bonecrusher

    1/2 oz Rum
    1/2 oz Gin
    1/2 oz Vodka
    1 splash Sprite
    1 splash Grenadine
    Lemon squeeze
    1 shot Champagne

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  7. helenb.10:00 AM

    These are all fabulous, especially pink panty pulldowns and red headed slut. Let me know what you don't use, Sheryl. I could use some of these for my Harley stories. rotfl

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  8. I forgot about this one:

    ~ Hairy Buffalo

    Carefully lift bar mat
    Pour contents into shot glass

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  9. Gross, Bryan

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  10. WapakGran10:57 PM

    One of my favorites: Suffering Bastard

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